all for the lulz
seriously though
-
Today, a generous friend gave me some free weed (considering his secondary position, let’s call it a ‘sample’.) I approve. Dank.
-
I don’t think anyone actually understands how socially inept I feel inside. Of course, there are a lot of people I’m comfortable enough with to crack jokes and say weird shit to. But, when it comes to new or old acquaintances, that’s where it all goes down. I haven’t seen you in a long time and we didn’t talk much to begin with? Yeah, I’m probably not going to say hello or make eye contact. My job involves people, mainly, but surprisingly, I am not shy around customers. Business is business, though. If you come off as intimidating and are a female, probably not going to approach you. It’s not so much that I am ‘better’ than these people in any means. It’s more or less that I don’t know what to say and I’d rather just be quiet, blend in, and not embarrass myself. Has this issue kept me from a lot of opportunities? Yes, I’m working on it of course, my words will always be beautiful on the internet. Oh well, INTROVERT BITCH.
-
I love waitressing. I don’t see why more people my age don’t do it. If it weren’t for me running my ass off, I’d be a chubby fucker right now. For one shift, it’s five hours at most. I’d like to think it brings out the confidence, speed, and outgoingness of people. If I didn’t start myself on the hospitality career path years ago, I’d probably be more self-conscious and quiet. It has overall made me a multi-tasking, quick-thinking, somewhat balanced person. It is also the easiest job to find, even in and out of season. The better you become, the more money you make. I love it.
-
I’m just now realizing that all of those KUWTK episodes where they were making from of Kris for having to pee so much.
Bitch had a UTI.
-
Is it sad that at this current point in time, I’d prefer to not show up to my now less important job and just end it all right there? I’ve honestly been on a streak of just not giving a fuck though. Especially after seeing how much more I can make and how much less work I’d have to do. Why work so hard for so little with what feels like no recognition? This new place is everything that I’ve been thinking my work should do. Shift meetings, very big in teamwork and fairness, that is what you call successful workforce. Whether or not I will go into my soon-to-be-former job tonight is still in question. Sure, I will make some money. But how much of my time will be wasted?
On a sidenote; Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! Since I don’t really drink, I’ll try my best to stay toasted!
-
I have a second job interview in the morning, my camera is loaded with film, blunt is lit, seeds are germinating for my newest addition of a garden, I can’t say I’m complaining about my day at all.
-
o
(Source: danhateseveryone)
-
These are my thoughts on today and it’s misfortunes and happenings:
1. Where does it say it’s okay to purposely speed up to the point of almost rear ending someone because they decide to move into the fast line in front of you (keep in mind, dude was definitely not going the speed to be in that lane in the first place). I don’t care if you drive a BMW, I will win the case and you’ll be buying me a new back bumper.
2. You really don’t save much gas by going to the cheapest gas station. Where I work, gas is 3.66, lowest around where I live by a long shot, which is 3.79. With the additional .009 added to this, me buying 4 gallons at 3.66 equals 14.676, and 3.79 at 15.196. I only saved $0.52. That’s like the change that fell through the cracks of my car seat. Worth it? Sure, if you’re really stressing about the small change. At the same time, I hate paying more than I have to for such disposable things.
3. It is currently Friday night, correct? I’m quite excited for this evening, considering my work day and the fact that I am not working tomorrow morning. You’re thinking, going to a party or on a late night adventure. *Insert buzzer noise here, implying that you are incorrect* I plan on gravity bongs and a solid evening leveling up on The Sims. Lame? I absolutely do not care. I feel more boring these days. I also feel like I work too hard and indulge in relaxing on my days off. There’s nothing wrong with that.
4. There originally was a four, but then I got high.
-
The only thing that has been broken in my car is this god damn window. Worst part? It’s the driver window. Fuck me. Tonight, it’s decided it’s not at all going to go up and I’d almost rather get everything valuable out of my car than deal with this window or else I might go a tad insane.
-
Am I the only one that doesn’t find it cool to purpously show off your beer in pictures? Unless it is a very rare or exquisite brand, you should probably put it down. ..
Scorpio / Leo / Gemini
